[Stupid Teenager] Post #9

For your enjoyment!! …and my boredom.

i give you.. pictures of me!! IN A DRESS. A FORMAL DRESS. *dies at the thought*
so yeah these were taken in like.. 2001? yeah that’s it. oldest brother’s wedding and little sister’s birthday party where i had to be the princess with the magical fucking pony that they made me dye her white spots 8 different colors -.- i swear that pony was pissed off at me for a year after that.

thats me and my sister in law alex…

me and my oldest brother travis.. if you look hard enough you can see my older brother in front of him..

me and my neighbor jason (yay me, i get to take care of his horse X_X) at my little sister thing’s (surrogate sister, she’s my mum’s best friend’s (aka my aunt’s) daughter) 5th birthday party.

sitting on the bouncy jumpy thingy…

leaning and giving one of the little girls there something.. probably chocolate :D

THE MOST EVIL FUCKING PIC OF THEM ALL. BURN IT NOW. -.- i miss my crown though. the little girls decided to snatch it from me and ended up bending it beyond recognition.

by the way, has anyone else here ever tried to lead 3-6 year olds around on a bitchy pony in a formal gown and 5 inch platforms? if not, DONT TRY IT.
…and jesus christ i miss my hair T___T

ok i’m done.

[Stupid Teenager] Post #5

[04:01] Jackie: Schuldig stood back and admired his handiwork with satisfaction. Another trap set and sprung, and he had Abyssinian captive before him, naked bar a pair of painted-on leather pants.
[04:01] Jackie: :O~~~!!!!
[04:01] Shu-chan: *_______*
[04:02] Shu-chan: wahhhh T_T
[04:02] Jackie: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1313608
[04:02] Jackie: ?
[04:02] Shu-chan: i wanna see that XD
[04:02] Jackie: XD
[04:03] Jackie: “You’re a sick, twisted bastard.”

“Why, thank you. And clever. You forgot clever.”

[04:03] Jackie: NEW PROFILE :D
[04:03] Shu-chan: XD
[04:05] Jackie: “Pants off, Balinese. Let’s see if that cute little ass of yours looks as good naked.”

/You’d better believe it/ Fujimiya was thinking

[04:05] Jackie: XDDD!!! this fic is my new favorite youji/aya
[04:05] Shu-chan: XD
[04:07] Jackie: /Maybe I could spurt a load in Kudoh’s mouth first and then try to escape…/ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[04:07] Shu-chan: XD
[04:07] Shu-chan: you just damn near made me spit my cigarette out XD
[04:07] Jackie: i’m going to stop >_>
[04:07] Jackie: ahahahaha
[04:08] Jackie: AW SHIT
[04:09] Jackie: *runs off to kill authoress* T_T
[04:10] Jackie: i just realized how loud i had the music on o.o
[04:10] Shu-chan: XD
[04:10] Jackie: …it was pretty loud.
[04:10] Shu-chan: lol
[04:13] Jackie: okay dad went back to bd *turns it up again* ^_^
[04:13] Shu-chan: lol
[04:15] Jackie: i’m hungry
[04:15] Jackie: there’s bacon.
[04:15] Jackie: ……eeeeek i’m going to go eat now o.ol
[04:16] Shu-chan: ol k
[04:16] Shu-chan: *lol
[04:18] Jackie: back
[04:18] Shu-chan: wb
[04:20] Jackie: food :D~
[04:20] Shu-chan: :D
[04:27] Jackie: school baibai
[04:27] Shu-chan: baibai!
[04:27] *** Auto-response from Jackie: Shindemo Ii.

…not that I want to or anything. x_X

[04:27] Shu-chan: write me smut :P
[04:27] Jackie: >_>;;;
[04:27] Jackie: i’ve never written smut before
[04:27] Jackie: but i can try :O
[04:27] Shu-chan: lol
[04:27] Shu-chan: :D
[04:27] Shu-chan: yeh!
[04:27] Jackie: yea
[04:27] Jackie: ranken
[04:27] Jackie: *hides*
[04:27] Shu-chan: YES
[04:27] *** Auto-response from Jackie: writing one just for lindsay XP

ranken XDDDDD

[04:28] Shu-chan: write me ranken
[04:28] Shu-chan: :D
[04:28] Jackie: :O
[04:28] Jackie: you like all pairings dont you XD
[04:28] Shu-chan: yes
[04:28] Jackie: okay oaky i’m ghoing to miss th e bust and die bbaibai
[04:28] Shu-chan: cept yohjixomi
[04:28] Shu-chan: kkbaibai
[04:28] Jackie: i dun like taht pairing >_>
[04:29] Shu-chan: me neither >.> go to schooL~
[04:29] *** Auto-response from Jackie: just for lindsay.


*cackles insanely* rankenrankenrankenrankennnnnnnnnn!!

whaaa i want my shumea-chan to come home so we can have more kenxomi smut T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T
hrm.. i wonder if i should finally get off my ass and make my farf layout for my farfie fanlisting.. hrm.. >.> farfie kicks that ass, man. :D :D D:D: D:D farfiefarfiefarfieeeeeee ^____________^ *shoots self in head* arkjhfk jbdifja !!!! where is nevoi and mah booty T_T i need some amusement.. ferblahh :P :P someone amuuuuuussssssssse meeeeeee.. T_T you all know im easily amused damnit. kjdhf ni!UG!{YUG!

shi-ne motherfscker >.>

which reminds me.. i had some random guy come up and ask if he could walk with me while i was going to the book store to get more manga. he was all like yeh you’re cute and im like yeh i know i get that a lot and i dont care and hes like yeh why not and im like i just dont, i dont care what people think of me and he was like yeh do you party and i was like use to, got in too much trouble tho and he was like family or cops and i was like yeh cops and he was like yeh how old wer eoyu when that happened i was like 16 then he asked how old i was and i was like 17, i got out of rehab 6 months ago and he was all oh.. oh you’re going to barnes and nobles? i gotta leave then cuz im not supposed to be within 15 feet of it and i was like yeh ok bye and went into barnes and nobles and got my new mangas and went and read them while waiting for the bus to colins that i ended up missing so i walked half way across town through that “you dont drive through there at night, much less walk through there in the middle of the day” neighborhood which i kinda grew up in so yeh. heh then i went to colin’s and we fucked around being morons like we are :) let him borrow .hack//sign and he’s gonna burn escaflowne and gundam seed for me ^____________________________________^

mwhehehe and my brother finally gave me azumanga daioh so i can watch the lunatic show :D and i get gigs upon gigs on just about any anime i want for writing his french assignment for him when i know a lick of french bwahahahahaha i so pwnx0rz j00.

X__________X leaving nooooooowwww~~~

look sachi, not as much cursing :P

[Stupid Teenager] Post #4

well fuck. my aunt evicted us. what the fucking hell is that all about. first thing. it was a conference call between my dad, my aunt, and her friend that she owns the property with. my aunt wouldn’t even talk. they said the neighbors were complaining about the mess and all the cars and stuff. HELLO, bitch, the mess is all YOUR pile of crap, and yes we’re aware there are too many cars here, but at least theyre fucking parked in an organized fashion >__< this hurts a lot. i can’t believe she’d do that. cuz basically all it boils down to is that she either wants the space to store all of her shit, or as a place for her 22 year old drug addict son to come over with his friends and hang out. -.- this fucking bites. not only do we not have anywhere to go, i don’t have anywhere to keep my horses, cuz im sure as hell not keeping them here. she’ll just have to find another scapegoat to take care of her horses. it’s gonna be fucking hard to find a place around here for three people that allows dogs and cats and has room for at least one horse. if it is, it’s gonna be more than we can afford. eric, you’ll prolly read this before i get a chance to talk to you, i dont think i’ll be able to go to Fanimecon with you. and sarah.. fuck it i’ll call you tomorrow. T_T i swear it, shit just hates me. it’s taking every last ounce of willpower just to not break down and start crying like a baby. i fucking hate this. i’m going back to sleep. ja

[Stupid Teenager] Post #2

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… or something. anyway. I got bored. but at least I slept.. yesterday.. for about 6 hours and woke up all.. not tired and extremely hyper except for the small fact that i was in desperate need of eyedrops, couldn’t find them, and as a result couldn’t open my eye for half an hour >_O but annnnyway.. I took pixx0rz of mah aminals. like 20 minutes ago cuz i was bored. so you are now subject to looking at them :D ph34r teh secksy aminals or something.. >_O

mah ky00t little normie dog ^0^

and mah fat little sassy pony :D

and again :D

And still.. mah adorable ponaaaaay :D

wee ^_________^

and mah little cutie baby girl khisme..

she likes to pose for the camera ^___________________^

…silly horse.

khisme and izzy.. :D

khis and the fat sassy one

and the crotchity old bat, izzy

the token horny male thoroughbred, kahuna.. or huna :P

and my pretty sweet adorable girls again ^______^

and… all of them! :D :D :D D: :D

fuck im hyper >_O blahhhhhhhh stupid everyone on my buddylists all being idle and shit.. i mean come on man, 50 people online and everyone is away and idle? T___T

so yeh. chew a nugget or something. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~!!!!

…ima go work on my layout.. >_O speaking of which.. should prolly work on a new on for mah LJ

AHHHH SOMEONE LIVES!!! YAY SEANNNNNNNNNNN!! ^_________________________^

……i wonder if i can convince him to rp yaoi smut with me T_T

leaaaaaaaving now :D